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Does anyone know how long it takes to boil an egg? She is in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast. He walks in. She turns and says, "You've got to make love to me -- this very moment." His eyes light up and he thinks, "This is my lucky day." Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraces her and then gives it his all on the kitchen table. Afterwards she says, "Thanks," and returns to the stove. More than a little puzzled, he asks, "What was that all about?" She explains, "The egg timer's broken." Gotcha! Ha! Ha! Hope you enjoyed. Cooking & Recipes - 13 Answers - 2006-09-30 16:48:29 Best Answer Thanks that was awesome. All Answers Answer 1 THAT WAS CUTE. SHE DID NOT WANT HIM TO KNOW THAT HE ONLY LAST FIVE MINUTES. LOL 2006-09-30 16:51:03 Answer 2 It's cute but would be more appropriate in jokes category. 2006-09-30 16:51:46 Answer 3 Hell 18 minutes is good enough lol. 2006-09-30 16:52:50 Answer 4 LOL Good one! 2006-09-30 16:53:23 Answer 5 He lasted 8 minutes because he lost his breath with the 8,000 feet altitude. 2006-09-30 16:54:18 Answer 6 haha 2006-09-30 16:55:34 Answer 7 7 minutes of pleasure 2006-09-30 16:56:36 Answer 8 Your 15 minutes of fame.' 2006-09-30 16:56:39 Answer 9 Ahaha. That was a good one. 2006-09-30 16:56:48 Answer 10 Thanks that was awesome. 2006-09-30 16:57:09 Answer 11 that is hilarious 2006-09-30 16:57:49 Answer 12 Funny. 2006-09-30 22:00:18 Answer 13 It takes longer than 2 minutes to boil an egg 2006-10-01 17:59:34 |